Tuesday, September 26, 2023

Oh so nice to do it twice!

 

Two weeks in a row of utter domination!  Sofa King Great lives up to their name and are sofa king up the competition.  This week James had two (!) 30 point performers (Justin Herbert, 32 points and Davante Adams, 32 points), plus had 5 of 6 remaining players score in double digits (most notably Christian McCaffrey with 17 points), to finish with 132 points!  The King dominated in the head-to-head game winning by a 52-point margin over Big Sack No TD’s, and outscored the next highest scoring team, Wyld Ass Monkeys, by 17 points.  Well done SIR!

In league standings, we have just two undefeated teams remaining (Joe’s Pats and Sofa King Great), and just one winless team (Big Sack No TD’s).  Attack of Mahomes and American BadAss are both 2-1, with the rest of the teams sitting at 1-2.  The North division leads the total win count 8-7, while the South division leads in points scored 1,328 to 1,267.

This week we’ll take a look at the top five from each position, see just how good of a game the Dolphins had from a fantasy perspective, and of course, hand out this week’s Best Bench. 


BIG TIME

  • De’Von Achane, RB – Free Agent – 50 pts – An amazing performance from a guy who wasn’t even on anyone’s roster.  In the first two games this year he had all of 1 carry for 5 yards and 1 catch for 4 yards.  Boy did that change on Sunday, when he went off for 203 rushing yards and 2 TD’s, plus 30 yards receiving and another 2 TD’s.  This is the first time a free agent has scored over 50 points, and he joins only 7 other players in league history to score at least that many points.  (The record belongs to Alvin Kamara who scored 55 points in Week 16, 2020).
  • Raheem Mostert, RB – 76 – 38 pts – Normally a 38-point runningback performance would be the best on the team.  But there were a lot of points to go around for Miami versus Denver.  Not to be outdone by his teammate, Mostert racked up 82 rushing yards and 3 TD’s, plus 60 receiving yards and 1 TD.  88 points between the two Miami backs is incredible…more on the Dolphins’ score below.
  • Buffalo, DEF – American BadAss – 34 pts – The Bills walked all over Washington, giving up only 3 points, plus snagged 4 interceptions, and get this, 9 quarterback sacks! 
  • Davante Adams, WR – Sofa King Great – 32 pts – Adams was targeted a crazy 20 times, and hauled in 13 for 172 yards and 2 TD’s.
  • Justin Herbert, QB – Sofa King Great – 32 pts – Herbert crossed the 400-yard passing mark (405 yards) plus threw 3 TD’s and had zero interceptions.




COME ON MAN

  • Derrick Henry, RB – American BadAss – 2 pts – Through the first half, Henry had -7 yards rushing. That's negative seven yards.  Ultimately he finished with 20 yards on 11 carries, for an awesome 1.8 yard per carry average.  Yucky.
  • Dallas, DEF – 76 – 1 pt – The Cowboys looked helpless on Sunday against the Chiefs 49ers Cardinals.  Yes, you read that right…the Cardinals.  The only positive defensive stat registered by Dallas was 2 sacks, while giving up 28 freaking points.  Did I mention this was against the Cardinals?
  • Hunter Henry, TE – Joe’s Pats – 1 pt – After finding the endzone in each of the first two weeks, Hunter didn’t have much of an impact this week, catching 2 passes for just 17 yards.
  • Jacksonville, DEF – Big Sack No TDs – 0 pts – The Jags defense recorded no defensive stats against Houston en route to losing 37-17. Oof.


TOP FIVES

Three weeks into the season, so it’s time to take a look at the top five from each position.

Name

Pos

Team

Total

Owner

1

Kirk Cousins

QB

Min

74

Wyld Ass Monkeys

2

Justin Herbert

QB

LAC

74

Sofa King Great

3

Tua Tagovailoa

QB

Mia

68

Young Guns

4

Jordan Love

QB

GB

65

American BadAss

5

Patrick Mahomes

QB

KC

64

Attack of Mahomes

 

Name

Pos

Team

Total

1

Tyreek Hill

WR

Mia

70

Wyld Ass Monkeys

2

Keenan Allen

WR

LAC

59

American BadAss

3

Justin Jefferson

WR

Min

54

Big Sack No TDs

4

Davante Adams

WR

LV

52

Sofa King Great

5

Mike Evans

WR

TB

50

Sofa King Great

 

Name

Pos

Team

Total

1

Raheem Mostert

RB

Mia

72

76

2

Christian McCaffrey

RB

SF

60

Sofa King Great

3

De'Von Achane

RB

Mia

50

W (Sep 27)

4

Kenneth Walker III

RB

Sea

49

sprouts

5

Brian Robinson

RB

Was

44

Young Guns

 

Name

Pos

Team

Total

1

T.J. Hockenson

TE

Min

26

76

2

Sam LaPorta

TE

Det

23

W (Sep 27)

3

Hunter Henry

TE

NE

23

Joe's Pats

4

Travis Kelce

TE

KC

20

Attack of Mahomes

5

Donald Parham Jr.

TE

LAC

20

W (Sep 27)

 

Name

Pos

Team

Total

1

Dallas

DEF

Dal

57

76

2

Buffalo

DEF

Buf

49

American BadAss

3

Pittsburgh

DEF

Pit

48

Sofa King Great

4

Philadelphia

DEF

Phi

40

sprouts

5

New Orleans

DEF

NO

36

W (Sep 27)

 

Name

Pos

Team

Total

1

Jake Moody

 K

SF

40

Young Guns

2

Jake Elliott

 K

Phi

40

Sofa King Great

3

Brett Maher

 K

LAR

39

W (Sep 27)

4

Brandon Aubrey

 K

Dal

38

76

5

Tyler Bass

 K

Buf

36

Wyld Ass Monkeys

 

Definitely some surprises in there, like Kirk Cousins as a top QB, and Raheem Mostert as the top RB.  Plus seeing names like Jordan Love, Kenneth Walker III, De'Von Achane and Sam LaPorta certainly were not expected.  Also there are only five free agents, so none of these players are really slipping through the cracks.

BIENVENIDOS A MIAMI

You probably heard about the massive score run up Miami had this Sunday, defeating the Broncos 70-20.  It ties the third highest score by a team in NFL history (tying a game in 1955), with the record (73) happening way back in 1940, and second place (72) happening in 1966.  But have you heard of the unbelievable fantasy impact this game had?

Total fantasy points scored by Miami this week came out to 189.   189!! Now, this includes scores from 12 players, so that is more than on an active roster.  However, even when you strip out the extra players and put together an active roster of 8 players, they still scored a whopping 173 points.

Check out this roster:

QB

Tua Tagovailoa

28

RB

Raheem Mostert

38

RB

De'Von Achane

50

WR

Robbie Chosen

12

WR

Tyreek Hill

24

TE

Durham Smythe

1

DEF

Miami

10

 K

Jason Sanders

10

Total

173

Keep in mind the single team record for the highest scoring week in Sacred Sundays history is 160, set by Attack of Mahomes in Week 10, 2019. And if you are talking about single week scores for one NFL team, this is far and away the most fantasy points in a single week.  Looking back through prior seasons, and the highest total I was able to find was 147.  This was truly a legendary performance.

 

BEST BENCH

Due to magnificent team management this week (and maybe a few injuries), we had three teams post optimal lineups (i.e. Bench improvement = 0), which were the first of the season.  Those teams were Wyld Ass Monkeys, Joe’s Pats and 76.  Nary a point to be gained through any substitutions.  Then among the rest of the teams, it wasn’t even a close competition for Best Bench this week as the 2nd highest was +18 which couldn't even compete with this week's winner who posted a very solid 40-point-improvement possibility!  Needing just three roster moves to do it, the Week 3 Best Bench goes to… American BadAss!  The moves Jason needed to make were:  Buffalo for Kansas City +21, A. Mattison for D. Henry +10 and D. Metcalf for D. Smith +9.  This is the first Best Bench for American BadAss this season, and his first since winning it last year, also in Week 3.

 

Get those waiver claims in and get ready for Week 4!!