Tuesday, November 10, 2026

Chief Dredd takes Week 9!

The scoring has returned!  After three consecutive weeks of below-average scoring, Week 9 was a big scoring week with three teams over 100 (over 120, actually!) leading to 940 points scored league-wide.  The previous three weeks only had 751, 802 and 815 points scored.  Chief Dredd won their game to maintain the league’s best record at 6-2-1.  Tip Toeing, Wyld Ass Monkeys, and Scottish Rebels also won, moving their records to 6-3, tied for second best.  J LUV U LONG TIME and American BadAss lost their games, giving them only 1 win and 2 wins, respectively.  All the rest of the teams are within 1-3 games of the leaders, so still a lot to be settled!

The big congratulations this week go to Timmy’s Chief Dredd, leading all scorers with a 139-98 victory over sprouts.  Tim’s big performers were C.J. Stroud (38 pts), plus 52 points from his wide receivers (Ceedee Lamb and Christian Watson with 26 each) and 19 points from Christian McCaffrey.  This was the highest single week score this season, topping the 136 scored in Week 4.  This was also Timmy’s second Weekly High Score this season, to go along with Week 2.  Nice work Tim-may!!

In this week’s edition, we take a look back at the draft to see which picks have worked out and what has changed since then.  Also, we give out a Best Bench to a team who hasn’t claimed one in over two seasons!  Let’s do this…

 

BIG TIME

  • Jordan Love, QB – Tip Toeing – 38 pts – Love was about as perfect as you can get for a QB… 372 passing yards (only 6 incompletions), 0 interceptions, 3 passing TDs plus 13 rushing yards and a rushing TD!  He also ran in a 2 point conversion, just an all-around amazing day.  Love now ranks 3rd among QBs in fantasy scoring.
  • C.J. Stroud, QB – Chief Dredd – 38 pts – Stroud was almost as perfect, throwing for 384 yards and 5 TDs (!!), but unfortunately having 1 interception.  This was really a standout performance for Stroud as he outdid his previous best weekly total by 16 points (he scored 22 points back in Week 6).
  • Kenneth Walker III, RB – Joe’s Pats – 32 pts – The point monster is back!  After a couple rough weeks KW3 was back with his third 30+ point performance of the season, absolutely going off for 102 yards rushing, 41 yards receiving and 3 combined TDs!
  • Joe Burrow, QB – sprouts – 28 pts – Burrow has not scored fewer than 22 points in a single week since Week 2.  Since that point he is averaging—AVERAGING—28 points per game.  Because of that incredible run, he is now the leading scorer in fantasy with 200 points scored on the season.
  • Christian Watson, WR – Chief Dredd – 26 pts – This is Watson’s third 26-point game this season, and moves him to 3rd among wide receivers.
  • CeeDee Lamb, WR – Chief Dredd – 26 pts – What a receiving corps for Timmy!  CeeDee was huge this week catching a whopping 10 passes for 195 yards and a TD.

 

COME ON, MAN!

  • Ashton Jeanty, RB – Wyld Ass Monkeys – 2 pts – Jeanty’s stat line is as weird as it is hilarious… he rushed 6 times for 25 yards and also caught 5 passes for negative five yards.  Five catches for negative yardage.  What the hell? How do you even do that?!  I mean five incompletions would have been better.  Why even bother catching it?  Sheesh.
  • Zay Flowers, WR – American BadAss – 1 pt – Flowers is a wide receiver, but he scored no points catching the ball this week.  His sole point came from his 3 rushing attempts, where he gained 17 yards.  Catching passes from the backup to the backup quarterback does not bode well for Flowers’ outlook.
  • Mike Gesicki, TE – American BadAss – 1 pt – Gesicki had scored a touchdown every week for the last 5 weeks, but failed to extend that streak or to do much of anything else.  He finished with just 11 yards on 2 catches.
  • Tucker Kraft, TE – Big Sack No TDs – 0 pts – He literally caught a pass for a yard. 


DAD JOKE OF THE WEEK

How do you turn a pot of soup into a pot of gold?  Add 24 carrots.


DRAFT LOOKBACK AFTER 9 WEEKS

Nine weeks is enough time to get a pretty good idea of which draft picks have worked out and which haven't, and gives us a perfect time to look back at the draft to see what should’ve been, what could’ve been, and what has changed.

By NFL team –

In looking back to the draft, all 32 NFL teams were represented and all 32 teams are still represented now, although the composition has shifted considerably.  On the gaining side, the Bengals, Panthers, Vikings and Saints each gained +3 more players on rosters.  On the losing side, the Chargers and Eagles both are -4 (both had 6 players drafted and now only have 2 rostered), and the Ravens are -3 (went from 6 to 3).

By Sacred Sunday team –

In terms of individual team composition, American BadAss and Chief Dredd have both replaced 7 players which is the most turnover of any team.  On the other side, J LUV U LONG TIME and Tip Toeing have the fewest changes to their original roster with only three apiece.  Here is the full list of all the teams:

Interestingly, the amount of roster turnover doesn't seem to have much correlation with success. American BadAss and Chief Dredd have each replaced seven players, yet Chief Dredd sits atop the standings at 6-2-1 while American BadAss is near the bottom at 2-6-1.  Meanwhile, the two teams with the fewest changes, J LUV U LONG TIME and Tip Toeing, are sitting at 1-7-1 and 6-3, respectively.  So apparently changing your roster works, unless it doesn't.  Or sticking with your original draft picks is the way to go, until it isn’t.

Here are a few more quick hits on roster comparisons:

  • Of the original players drafted, 99 remain with their original owners.
  • Twelve players are not on their originally drafted team.  Considering there have been no trades this season, it means twelve players were dropped but then picked up by a different team.
  • Thirty-nine players drafted have been dropped and are currently free agents.
  • Here’s a weird one: Jake Bates (K) was drafted by Joe’s Pats but is now on Scottish Rebels.  Cam Little (K) was drafted by Scottish Rebels but is now on Joe’s Pats.  So essentially Joe and I traded kickers without actually doing a trade.
  • Kickers have seen 60% turnover…only 4 of the original 10 drafted are still with their original team.
  • Defenses have seen 46% turnover, with 7 of the original 13 drafted still with their original team.

By individual player –

In order to assess the actual quality of the draft pick, I’ve assigned each player a “Draft Value”.  This is the player’s weekly scoring average multiplied by nine (the number of weeks played so far), and then adding the round in which they were drafted.  This adjusts for bye weeks and gives a small bonus to players drafted in later rounds.

Using this formula, the player with the highest Draft Value is Joe Burrow, QB, at a score of 230.  He was drafted in the 5th round and is currently the highest scoring player in fantasy.  Second and third are Josh Allen, QB (219.3) and Jahmyr Gibbs, RB (201.3), both of whom were first-round keepers.

Other runningbacks scoring high on draft value were Kenneth Walker III (193.3) drafted in the 2nd round by Joe's Pats and currently the 2nd highest scoring back, along with James Cook III (152.6) a third-round keeper of J LUV U LONG TIME.

Among wide receivers, the highest value is Jaxon Smith-Njigba (166) who was a 4th round keeper for sprouts.  Following him are CeeDee Lamb (139) and Christian Watson (133), both picks by Chief Dredd in the 2nd and 6th rounds.

The best tight end value belongs to Isaiah Likely (100.9) drafted in the 12th round by Wyld Ass Monkeys.  The other top tight ends are Brock Bowers (98) drafted in the 2nd round by J LUV U LONG TIME and Trey McBride (90) taken in the 3rd by Chief Dredd.

The best defense value is a close one between the Jaguars (125.6) drafted in the 12th round by Big Sack No TDs, and the Steelers (125.4) drafted in the 14th by Joe’s Pats.  The first defense taken, the Rams, have a draft value of 88 and were selected by sprouts in the 7th round.  The only drafted defenses with a lower value than that are Chargers (71.3), Ravens (71) and Eagles (62).

The best kicker value is Spencer Shrader (118) drafted in the 13th round by American BadAss.  He is followed by Ka’imi Fairbairn (116.6) a 12th round pick by sprouts, and Jake Bates (105) a 15th round pick by Joe’s Pats.

The most draft value in the final round of the draft is from Javonte Williams (148) who was a keeper for my Rebels.  Across the last three rounds, the player with the highest draft value is Brock Purdy (195.4) drafted in the 12th round by J LUV U LONG TIME.

The worst draft value players are harder to judge, but here are the top four who jump out to me.  Ladd McConkey (40) was drafted in the 4th round by the Wyld Ass Monkeys but is the 71st ranked receiver.  TreVeyon Henderson (30) was picked in the 6th by J LUV U LONG TIME but ranks as the 58th runningback.   Jadarian Price (22) was drafted in the 5th round by American BadAss but has only scored 17 points and is the 72nd ranked running back.  And at the bottom is A.J Brown (10) who was selected in the 2nd round by Unlucky Irish and to date has scored only 8 points, ranking him as 132nd among receivers.


WORST FANTASY PERFORMANCE THIS SEASON (so far)

On Monday we were all treated to a truly horrific fantasy performance from Carson Wentz.  His stat line finished with 8 of 25 passes for 81 yards, no touchdowns, two interceptions and a lost fumble.  All added up to -3 fantasy points, which is the lowest we've seen from a single player all season.  And get this, his Passer Rating for the game was 8.9, which is the lowest Passer Rating since Sam Darnold had a 3.6 rating game against the Patriots in 2019.  To put it in perspective, if a quarterback simply threw all incompletions (up to 100 straight incompletions), and did nothing else, he would finish with a Passer Rating of 39.6.


BEST BENCH

Line-up management was strong this week, as the average bench improvement possibility was just 9.4.  Only three teams had double-digit improvement possibilities, and the winner this week had the lowest bench improvement this season, which also tied last season's lowest score as well.  With a very manageable 21-point improvement possibility, the Week 9 Best Bench goes to… the Wyld Ass Monkeys!

Rob needed just three roster moves to get there: L. Burden III for M. Nabers +9, 49ers for Lions +8 and A. Kamara for J. Jacobs +4.  The amazing thing about this is this is Rob’s first Best Bench since Week 7, 2024!  Rob had avoided the dubious distinction for 35 weeks, and had the longest running streak without a Best Bench.  That was a helluva run, Rob!  This now marks seven different teams who have gotten a Best Bench this season, so there are still three hanging on…

 

Get those waiver claims in and get your rosters ready for Week 10!



Monday, November 2, 2026

2026 MIDTERM GRADES ARE IN!!



Scoring over 100 points is producing a victory just 81% of the time this season, the lowest percentage since 2021 (78.3%), and well below the historical average of 86.8%.  This season there have been 21 teams to score north of 100 points, and the record stands at 17 wins with 4 losses.  This week was a brutal example of matchups as only two teams scored over 100, and as luck would have it, were matched up head-to-head.  In spite of a heroic charge on Monday Night from D'Andre Swift, my Scottish Rebels held off Tip Toeing for a 107-106 victory.  This was my third High Score this season, to go along with Week 1 and Week 4.

Last week (Week 7) sprouts was the only team to score over 100, posting an emphatic 118-80 victory over my Scottish Rebels.  Russ had terrific performances from Joe Burrow (28 pts) and JSN (25 points) to easily cruise to the victory.  It was Russ’ first Weekly High Score prize this season, and made sprouts the sixth different team to snag one this season.  Well done sir!

So I’ve had the high score three times, and two other times the team with the high score was my opponent.  That's five out of eight weeks where the high score has come from the matchup involving my team.  That’s crazy!  Apparently I bring out the best in all of you!  And speaking of the rest of the league, the standings are unbelievably tight with five teams tied atop the win column at 5.  Chief Dredd holds a slight advantage due to a tie game this week, so is the overall league leader right now with only 2 losses.  In the North Division only 2 games separate first place from last place.  Still a lot of football to be played and a lot to be determined.

Week 8 has always marked the point in the season when I hand out midterm grades, and this year is no exception.  Sacred Sundays Midterm grades are celebrating a 10th anniversary this season, so we have a lot to dig in with that one.  Plus we have two Best Benches to dole out.  Let’s!  Do!  THIS!

 

BIG TIME BABY!

  • Joe Burrow, QB – sprouts – 42 points – Burrow scored 42 points in spite of throwing three interceptions!  His crazy stat line was 462 yards passing and 5(!!) touchdowns, plus 10 yards rushing and another TD.  This is the highest single week score from any player this season, topping Drake Maye’s 41 from Week 5.  It puts Burrow as the 2nd ranked QB, trailing Josh Allen by only 10 points.
  • Tyler Allgeier, RB – J LUV U LONG TIME – 30 pts – Dude found plenty of space against the Cowboys defense, gaining 147 yards on just 11 carries (13.4 yards per carry), plus 44 yards receiving, and added both a rushing and receiving TD. 
  • Tee Higgins, WR – Scottish Rebels – 30 pts – Higgins was a beneficiary of Burrow’s huge day, or perhaps Burrow was a beneficiary of Higgin's huge day.  Either way he finished with 155 yards on 10 catches, plus found the end zone twice.  He’s scored 50 points in the last two weeks and has moved into 4th place among wide receivers.
  • Kirk Cousins, QB – Free Agent – 27 pts – Just a solid day from Cousins, logging 247 passing yards and 3 TDs, plus a rushing TD.  Cousins has quietly moved into 3rd place in scoring among QBs.
  • Bhayshul Tuten, RB – Tip Toeing – 27 pts – Tuten left the game briefly in the first quarter, but then came back in to amass 159 total yards and two touchdowns.  What did they give him in the blue tent?!

COME ON MAN

  • Will Reichard, K – sprouts – 1 pt – Reichard came into the week averaging 14.8 points per game across the last five.  He even had one game where he kicked 5 field goals.  But somehow in this one, his entire contribution was one lonely extra point.
  • Spencer Shrader, K – Wyld Ass Monkeys – 1 pt – Shrader started the season so strong, averaging 14.8 points per game through the first five weeks.  But since then he's averaged only 5 points through the last three.  The Colts gave him no chances this week, as he also kicked just a single extra point.  Oof.
  • Brock Purdy, QB – J LUV U LONG TIME – 0 pts – Purdy is having a fantastic season and scoring a lot of points, when the 49ers have a game!  Check yo roster Shawn!
  • TreVeyon Henderson, RB – J LUV U LONG TIME – 0 pts – Henderson was declared out before the game due to illness.  Check yo roster, Shawn!!
  • New York Jets, DEF – Chief Dredd – 0 pts – The Jets did about as well as you would expect them to, finishing with a single sack and one fourth down stop, while surrendering a dreadful 38 points.  All added up to a big pile of nothing.  Throw this one on the trash heap, Tim!
  • Zay Flowers, WR – American BadAss – 0 pts – Zay failed to catch any of the five balls thrown his way.  Having a third string quarterback behind those throws probably didn’t help...
  • Kyle Pitts Sr, TE – sprouts – 0 pts – He caught 2 passes for all of 6 yards.  Yuck.
  • D.K. Metcalf, WR – Joe’s Pats – 0 pts – “D.K.” must stand for “Doesn’t KnowHowToCatchAFootball”, because he was just bad.  Like dropping balls that hit him square in the chest bad.
  • Drake London, WR – Joe’s Pats – 0 pts – Drake is the kinda guy who will have 6 passes thrown his way but only catch 1 for 8 yards.

 

 

MIDTERM GRADES

Before we get into this year’s midterm grades, let's take a look back at what these grades have actually meant over the years.  Amazingly, I’ve been giving out these midterm grades since 2017, so we have nine years of history to analyze.  Every year I dole out the grades on a strict curve with the top teams receiving A+ and A, then B+ and B and so on with the bottom teams receiving F+ and F.

Looking at playoff qualification, every grade has produced at least one playoff team over the past nine seasons. The F+ grade has been the least successful, producing just one playoff qualifier. Oddly enough, the even lower F grade has done slightly better, sending two teams to the postseason.  On the top side, the A+ team has qualified for the playoffs every single time, being the only grade to do so.  A, B+ and C+ have all qualified 7 teams, which is 2nd most, coming in with a playoff qualification rate of 77.8%.

In terms of final finish, the A+ team has won 4 championships (44% success rate!), and amazingly the C+ graded team has won THREE championships (33% success rate).  The other two champions received midterm grades of C and D+.  This means five of nine champions have had a grade of C+ or lower.  It’s not how you start it’s how you finish!  On to this season’s mid term grades…

Grading methodology:  Teams are ranked in each of eight categories and points are awarded based on the ranking.  The categories are: Overall Record, Points For, Points Against, Weekly High Scores Won, Best Benches Won, Waivers, Keeper Production and Utilization.  The maximum amount of points in each category is 10, except in the Points Against, Best Bench and Waivers, which are worth a maximum of 5 points each.  For any ties in ranking, points are split evenly between the tied teams.  The maximum possible overall score is 65 points.

 Here are the 2026 Midterm Grades:


Jerry

Pts

Rank

Record:

5-3

7.5

2nd

Points For:

773

10

1st

Pts Against:

767

5

1st

High Scores:

3

10

1st

Best Bench:

1

2.25

5th

Waivers:

9

2

7th

Keepers:

297

10

1st

Utilization:

85.3%

6

5th

Total Points: 

 

52.75

Grade

A+

 


John

Pts

Rank

Record:

5-3

7.5

2nd

Points For:

740

7

4th

Pts Against:

680

2

7th

High Scores:

1

7

2nd

Best Bench:

0

4.25

1st

Waivers:

11

3.5

4th

Keepers:

232

9

2nd

Utilization:

89.6%

9

2nd

Total Points: 

 

49.25

Grade

A

 


Timmy

Pts

Rank

Record:

5-2

10

1st

Points For:

721

6

5th

Pts Against:

621

0.5

10th

High Scores:

1

7

2nd

Best Bench:

0

4.25

1st

Waivers:

25

5

1st

Keepers:

76

2

9th

Utilization:

89.7%

10

1st

Total Points: 

 

44.75

Grade

B+

 


Russ

Pts

Rank

Record:

4-3

5

6th

Points For:

770

9

2nd

Pts Against:

752

4.5

2nd

High Scores:

1

7

2nd

Best Bench:

1

2.25

5th

Waivers:

10

2.75

5th

Keepers:

198

7

4th

Utilization:

86.5%

7

4th

Total Points: 

 

44.50

Grade

B

 


James

Pts

Rank

Record:

5-3

7.5

2nd

Points For:

761

8

3rd

Pts Against:

722

3.5

4th

High Scores:

1

7

2nd

Best Bench:

1

2.25

5th

Waivers:

3

0.75

9th

Keepers:

205

8

3rd

Utilization:

83.9%

3

8th

Total Points: 

 

40

Grade

C+

 


Rob

Pts

Rank

Record:

5-3

7.5

2nd

Points For:

663

4

7th

Pts Against:

649

1.5

8th

High Scores:

1

7

2nd

Best Bench:

0

4.25

1st

Waivers:

5

1.5

8th

Keepers:

137

5

6th

Utilization:

83.9%

4

7th

Total Points: 

 

34.75

Grade

C

 


Joe

Pts

Rank

Record:

3-5

3.5

7th

Points For:

672

5

6th

Pts Against:

706

2.75

5th

High Scores:

0

0

7th

Best Bench:

0

4.25

1st

Waivers:

12

4

3rd

Keepers:

116

4

7th

Utilization:

86.8%

8

3rd

Total Points: 

 

31.5

Grade

D+

 


Jason

Pts

Rank

Record:

2-5

2

9th

Points For:

632

3

8th

Pts Against:

727

4

3rd

High Scores:

0

0

7th

Best Bench:

1

2.25

5th

Waivers:

10

2.75

5th

Keepers:

77

3

8th

Utilization:

80.8%

2

9th

Total Points: 

 

19

Grade

D

 


Shawn

Pts

Rank

Record:

1-6

1

10th

Points For:

616

1

10th

Pts Against:

706

2.75

5th

High Scores:

0

0

7th

Best Bench:

2

0.75

9th

Waivers:

3

0.75

9th

Keepers:

192

6

5th

Utilization:

85.0%

5

6th

Total Points: 

 

17.25

Grade

F+

 


Jens

Pts

Rank

Record:

3-5

3.5

7th

Points For:

624

2

9th

Pts Against:

642

1

9th

High Scores:

0

0

7th

Best Bench:

2

0.75

9th

Waivers:

14

4.5

2nd

Keepers:

74

1

10th

Utilization:

76.8%

1

10th

Total Points: 

 

13.75

Grade

F

 

BEST BENCH

Two Best Benches to give out this week… first going back to Week 7, and it wasn’t even a close one.  The Best Bench winner had 27 more points of improvement than the next closest team.  With an impressive 45-point improvement possibility, Week 7 Best Bench goes to... yours truly, the Scottish Rebels!  I needed to swap half my roster to get there: T. Pollard for C. Hubbard +27, T. Tucker for J. Jefferson +12, Bengals for Seahawks +3, D. Goedert for S. LaPorta +3.  This was my first Best Bench of the season, and my first since Week 6 of last season.

For Week 8, the Best Bench was a much closer battle, as teams had 26, 29 and 31-point improvement possibilities (belonging to Big Sack No TDs, American BadAss, and Joe’s Pats respectively). But there was one team who outdid all of them.  With a solid 34-point improvement possibility, the Week 8 Best Bench goes to J LUV U LONG TIME!!

Shawn needed just two roster moves to get there: T. Allgeier for T. Henderson +30 and D. Moore for J. Downs +4.  (Shawn’s total would have been higher if he actually had a backup QB for Brock Purdy.)  This was his 2nd Best Bench this season, having also taken one back in Week 3. There are still four teams who have not claimed a Best Bench so far this season…how long can they hold on?

 

Okay, get out and vote, then get those waivers in and get ready for Week 9!!