Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Joe's Pats are the 2017 Champion!!


Joe’s Pats have climbed to the top of the peak once again!  In a closely fought battle with Bubble Craps Bandits, Joe pulled out a 9-point victory 101-92, to claim the title of 2017 Sacred Sundays League Champion!  This is Joe’s second league championship, and he joins Jason and James as the only people who have been multi-time champions.  (Joe’s first championship came in 2015).  With Joe’s victory, he also claimed his record-setting 6th Weekly High Score Prize!  And third in a row!  My god!  Impressive way to close out the season there Joe!  Well done!  Well done indeed!

This week we will tie up a few remaining loose ends and dole out the final Best Bench of the season.


EVERYONE NEEDS MONEY, THAT’S WHY THEY CALL IT MONEY!
Here is the final money tally for this season:

  Weekly High Playoffs Total
1 Joe $300 $225 $525.00
2 James $150 $67 $217.00
3 Rob $150 $45 $195.00
4 Timmy $0 $113 $113.00
5 Russ $50 $0 $50.00
6 Jerry $50 $0 $50.00
7 Shawn $50 $0 $50.00
8 John $50 $0 $50.00

Joe set a record for the payout this season, with 6 Weekly High Score Prizes and the league championship.  Only Jason and Jens did not win a prize this season.
I’ll reach out to the winners separately to get your money to you as soon as possible.


TOP 5 RECAP
All season I’ve been tracking the success of the Top 5 Yahoo! picks for each position versus how they have done in reality.  With the full season now in the books, we can see precisely how they did:
Top 5 Ranks per Yahoo!
QB as of 9/5/17 As of season end Pts Avg
1 Aaron Rodgers Russell Wilson Sea 318 21.2
2 Tom Brady Alex Smith KC 287 19.1
3 Drew Brees Cam Newton Car 279 18.6
4 Russell Wilson Tom Brady NE 276 18.4
5 Matt Ryan Carson Wentz Phi 269 17.9
RB
1 David Johnson Todd Gurley II LAR 308 20.5
2 Le'Veon Bell Le'Veon Bell Pit 243 16.2
3 LeSean McCoy Kareem Hunt KC 226 15.1
4 Melvin Gordon Alvin Kamara NO 204 13.6
5 Devonta Freeman Melvin Gordon LAC 203 13.5
WR
1 Antonio Brown Antonio Brown Pit 219 14.6
2 Julio Jones DeAndre Hopkins Hou 210 14.0
3 Odell Beckham, Jr. Tyreek Hill KC 163 10.9
4 Mike Evans Keenan Allen LAC 156 10.4
5 A.J. Green Julio Jones Atl 151 10.1
TE
1 Rob Gronkowski Rob Gronkowski NE 155 10.3
2 Travis Kelce Travis Kelce KC 143 9.5
3 Greg Olsen Zach Ertz Phi 120 8.0
4 Jordan Reed Jimmy Graham Sea 103 6.9
5 Jimmy Graham Evan Engram NYG 103 6.9
DEF
1 Denver Jacksonville Jax 203 13.5
2 Seattle Baltimore Bal 199 13.3
3 Houston Los Angeles LAR 188 12.5
4 Kansas City Philadelphia Phi 167 11.1
5 Minnesota Los Angeles LAC 158 10.5
K
1 Stephen Gostkowski Greg Zuerlein LAR 180 12.0
2 Justin Tucker Stephen Gostkowski NE 164 10.9
3 Matt Bryant Robbie Gould SF 156 10.4
4 Dan Bailey Chris Boswell Pit 153 10.2
5 Mason Crosby Justin Tucker Bal 152 10.1

Out of 30 ranked players, 10 finished in the Top 5 of their respective position.  The Yahoo! experts did best with the Tight End position (3 of 5 finished in the top 5, with the top 2 predicted perfectly), while Kickers and Defense were a struggle.  Quarterbacks, Runningbacks and Wide Receivers all had 2 of 5 finish in the top 5. 


SCORING RULE CHANGE FOR NEXT SEASON?
In an effort to balance out some of the scoring between players, I’m considering changing the scoring to have 1 point scored per reception (PPR).  Quarterbacks have always dominated the points scored, and this would hopefully even things out, and get more points on the board. 
I’m still not completely sold on the idea, and will likely have this as a topic for discussion in Vegas prior to the next draft.  (Speaking of the next draft, we will once again target Labor Day Weekend, so start working toward that shit!)


DRAFT AND KEEPERS
The 2018 draft order will be the inverse of standings, so it will look like this:
1 John – Young Guns
2 Shawn – Coors Light Drunk Guys
3 Jerry – Longshanks
4 Jens – Finders Keepers
5 Jason – American BadAss
6 Russ – sprouts
7 Rob – Vandelay Industries
8 James – Sofa King Back
9 Timmy – Bubble Craps Bandits
10 Joe – Joe’s Pats

Keeper rules will be the same as in prior years:  Up to 2 players from the final roster for this season can be designated as keepers for next season.  Kept players will count as draft picks in the 2018 draft for whatever round they were drafted in 2017.  Any players who were not drafted in 2017 will count as a 15th round pick.  Any players who were keepers in 2017 will count as a first round pick.  If two players are kept who both have the same draft value, they will count as 1 pick in that round and 1 pick in the following round.  For example, if two players are kept with 1st round draft value, they will count as a first and as a second round pick.  (The exception to this rule is if two 15th round picks are kept – these would count as picks in 14th and 15th rounds).  I’ll send out a sheet in the next couple days with final rosters and 2018 draft values.


BEST BENCH
Three teams avoided the Best Bench distinction all season long, which is an accomplishment in and of itself.  These teams are:  Joe’s Pats, Finders Keepers and Sofa King Back.  Well done gentlemen for keeping your rosters tight! 
Couldn’t say the same for this week’s winner, who had a 32-point improvement possibility.  The Week 16 Best Bench, and final one for the season, goes to… the Coors Light Drunk Guys!  Shawn gets his third Best Bench of the year, and needed four roster moves to do it… T. Ginn Jr. for A. Jeffery +14, D. Murray for D. Freeman +8, Z. Ertz for C. Brate +7, D. Baldwin for K. Allen +3.


Well once again the season has gone by in a blur!  It’s hard to fathom how quickly 16 weeks can zoom by.  It is even harder to fathom that next season will be Sacred Sunday’s 15th year of existence!  Tell me how that one is possible?! 
I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas, and I wish all of you a very happy, healthy and prosperous 2018!

And I’m looking forward to seeing all of you guys in Vegas!!! (Labor Day Weekend…let’s do it!)


Monday, December 18, 2017

It all comes down to this...


The final matchup for the season is set, as Joe's Pats and Bubble Craps Bandits posted emphatic victories by large margins! 

The Bandits were the beneficiaries of big games from the Chiefs and the Panthers, and defeated Vandelay Industries 136-87 (49 point margin), while Joe's Pats had a monster game from Todd Gurley (44 points) and easily dispatched Sofa King Back 144-74 (70 point margin!).  Let's see some high scores like that in the finals! 

In the process, Joe's Pats claimed their 5th Weekly High Score Prize of the season, which ties the record set by Timmy in 2013 for the most Weekly High Score Prizes in a season.  Well done Joe!

In the other game of note this week, sprouts defeated American BadAss by a score of 69-61.  This puts sprouts in the final standing of 5th and American BadAss finishes 6th. 

Again just a short wrap-up this week, I'll get back to a full length one next week...

But, of course, we can't finish a week without the Best Bench.  It was a close one this week, as sprouts left 29 points on the bench, but that wasn't quite enough to overtake this week's winner who had a 30-point improvement possibility.  For the second time this season, the Best Bench goes to... Young Guns!!  John needed just three roster moves to make it happen:  R. Gould for J. Tucker (+14), M. Goodwin for J. Nelson (+10) and J. Smith-Schuster for J. Jones (+6).

Next week we crown our final Weekly High Score Prize and our new champion!!!

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Moneyball!


In the first round of the playoffs, the Hand Boys held off their opponents and now move on to the semifinals, but more importantly, into the money!  The Bubble Craps Bandits bested sprouts 80-68 and Sofa King Back beat American BadAss 88-70, leaving the top 4 seeds to vie for the championship!  Top seed Vandelay Industries will take on the Bandits and second seed Joe’s Pats will face the King.  Good luck and congratulations to all teams for making it this far.

Sofa King Back last won the championship in 2014 and finished in last place last year.  Bubble Crap Bandits last won the championship in 2009, and finished in 8th last year.  Joe’s Pats last won the championship in 2015 and had a fourth place finish last year.  Vandelay Industries is technically the defending champ, but current ownership (Rob) is in his inaugural season.  If Rob takes home the championship, it will be the first time a first-time owner has won the championship since American BadAss claimed the title in 2004 (the first year Sacred Sundays existed).  Looking forward to see how it all shakes out!

Week 14 Weekly High Score Prize honors go to Joe’s Pats, who is claiming his league best 4th Weekly High Score Prize this season.  Joe scored 109 points in spite of a zero-point tight end and a 3 point defense.  He really only needed three players as he got a combined 79 points from Ben Rothlisomething (31 points), DeAndre Hopkins (24 points) and Todd Gurley (24 points).  Great work Joe!  Peaking at just the right time!

In other league scores, Young Guns had a rough go of it, with not one player on the roster scoring in double digits and finishing with a final score of just 38 points.  While this is pretty low, it is still markedly better than the lowest score of all-time—a record set in Week 4 of 2008 of only 21 points scored by American BadAss.  The lowest score in a victory so far this year is 54, held by the Bubble Crap Bandits who beat Finders Keepers 54-42 in Week 9.  The highest score in a loss this season was Joe’s Pats who scored 118 points in a losing effort to Young Guns in Week 12, 122-118.  (That actually tied the all-time league record for the highest score in a loss! Ouch!)  Boy this can be a weird game sometimes…

Just a short update this week, but it wouldn't be complete without the Best Bench.  There were not a whole lot of points left sitting idle this week…but this week’s Best Bench could have improved by a solid 39 points.  A familiar face, and for a league leading 4th time this season, the Week 14 Best Bench goes to… American BadAss!  Jason needed four roster moves to get there:  J. Williams for D. Lewis +16, Detroit for Pittsburgh +14, D. Prescott for R. Wilson +5 and S. Diggs for R. Anderson +4.

Only two more weeks until we crown a champion!! And get a visit from Santa!!



Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Playoff teams are set!!


It’s over!  The regular season is done and it is time for the playoffs!  After all the what-ifs, tie-breaker scenarios, and head-to-head matchup breakdowns, it came down to a very simple answer… 6 games.  Six teams won six games or more, and thus make it in to the playoffs.  Leading the way is the SURGING Vandelay Industries (1), having taken home their third Weekly High Score Prize this week (three in a row, I might add), along with Joe’s Pats (2) who are the division winners and will receive first round byes.  The automatic entries from each division are: Sofa King Back (3) and Bubble Craps Bandits (4).  The wild cards are:  sprouts (5) and American BadAss (6). 


In terms of league standings, and to determine draft order next season, the remaining teams finished in this order: 7) Finders Keepers – Jens, 8) Longshanks – Jerry, 9) Coors Light Drunk Guys – Shawn, 10) Young Guns – John. 


Also to circle back to my playoff predictions in Week 5, and to show even the best of us can make mistakes, I was correct on only 4 of 6 picks.  My correct picks were: Bubble Craps Bandits, Joe’s Pats, sprouts and Vandelay Industries.  My incorrect picks were: Young Guns and Coors Light Drunk Guys, who were beaten out by Sofa King Back and American BadAss.  My apologies to BadAss and King… I should never have doubted you guys!  As for Young Guns and Drunks… what the hell guys?!  You gotta help me out here!  Ha! 



Remember, all teams are eligible to win the Weekly High Score Prize through Week 16, so make sure you set your roster each week.  Congratulations and good luck to all the playoff teams!


BEST BENCH
Not a whole lot of points left on the bench this week, but this week’s winner scored the "Perfect Best Bench", a +27.  Taking home the honor, and for the second time this season… the Coors Light Drunk Guys!  Shawn needed a four player swap to achieve perfection:  C. Brate for Z. Ertz +13, T. Riddick for F. Gore +6, J. Lambo for A. Vinatieri +6, D. Baldwin for A. Jeffery +2.

ARE YOU READY FOR THE PLAYOFFS?!?