Week 7 - Midterms!

Congratulations to sprouts!  For the second week in a row, sprouts has been the only team capable of posting triple digits, this week logging 119 points! (That is the third highest single week total of the season.)  Russ did it with big games from Jordy Nelson, Rob Gronkowski and Josh Freeman, who was just picked up off of waivers this week.  Not bad to pick a guy up off the street and have him score 31 points for you.  Well done Russ!!

The league standings have really changed shape over the last couple weeks, with Joe’s Pats suffering two losses and American BadAss now in the lead in the North.  American BadAss has been looking good each week (averaging 88.1 points per game), but has also benefitted from being the team with the least points scored against them.  Only 462 points have been scored against BadAss, with the next closest team having 552 points against.  The league average for points against is 550.6, so Jason is really doing something to bring out the worst in his opponents.  In the South Division there is only one team with a winning record (Coors Light Drunk Guys at 4-3), so that still looks wide open for division champ.

And of course, I must mention the fact that my Rebels finally are out of the doldrums and logged a victory this week.  Booyah!! There will be no record-setting 0-7 worst-start-ever this season!  Not on my watch!

We are now seven weeks in, so that means one thing… it is time for midterm grades!  I’ve added some new categories for grading teams this year (keeper production, Weekly High Scores), and am following a bell curve this time.  Much more on that below, should be fun… but first, some observations from the week:

BIG TIME

-Chris Johnson, RB – Coors Light Drunk Guys – 34 pts – Chris Johnson’s story for the last 3 seasons has been to underwhelm for weeks and weeks, then turn it on when it no longer matters.  Maybe this time he’s turning it on a bit sooner than normal.  He sure looked good going for 195 yards and 2 touchdowns.

-Drew Brees, QB – Coors Light Drunk Guys – 32 pts – Brees breezed through the Bucs defense, scorching them for 377 yards and 4 touchdowns.

-Josh Freeman, QB – sprouts – 31 pts – Freeman had to try to keep pace with Brees!  He actually bested Brees’ yardage total by 43, and threw three TD’s of his own.  

-Vincent Jackson, WR – American BadAss – 30 pts – Over half of Freeman’s 420 yards went to Jackson… he finished with 216 yards and 1 touchdown.  And he should’ve had another touchdown, but was caught from behind at the 5-yard line on a long bomb.

YOU KIDDING ME?!

-Anquan Boldin, WR – Coors Light Drunk Guys – 2 pts – Boldin only caught 3 of the eight passes thrown his way, and only gained 24 yards.  He’s only caught one TD pass this year.

-Larry Fitzgerald, WR – Frito Pie – 2 pts – Larry decided to copy his ex-teammate (Boldin) and only scored two points on Sunday (on 29 yards receiving).

-Trent Richardson, RB – BoomGoesTheDynamite – 1 pt – Richardson only managed 8 yards on the ground and 11 yards in the air against the Colts.  That’s not too good.

-Jason Hanson, K – Scottish Rebels – 1 pt – His one extra point was not up to his normal excellence, but I’m sure he’ll bounce back.

-Jermaine Gresham, TE – Frito Pie – 1 pt – Gresham was a non-factor for Cincinnati only gaining 19 yards.

-Dez Bryant, WR – American BadAss – 1 pt – First the good news: Dez caught 66% of the passes thrown his way.  And the bad news: it was only thrown his way 3 times.

-Phil Dawson, K – Joe’s Pats – 1 pt – You can’t expect Browns players to put up many points, so I guess this was not totally out of the blue.

-LeGarrette Blount, RB – Joe’s Pats – 0 pts – LeGarrette had no one but himself to punch in the face after this horrific performance… he rushed for negative (-)2 yards on the day.

-Vernon Davis, TE – Joe’s Pats – 0 pts – Joe’s Pats had a kicker score only 1 point, and had his runningback and tight end shut out.  When it rains, it pours…

-Kyle Rudolph, TE – Gotham’s Reckoning – 0 pts – You gotta catch the ball to score points.  Rudolph was 0-4 in that regard.

MARK TWAIN QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

YOU NEED A KICKER!

The Best Boot for Week 7 belongs to Nick Folk of the New York Jets.  He scored 18 points this week by kicking four field goals (1 from 50+, and 2 from 40+) and two extra points.

Just in time for Thanksgiving: Folk is a direct descendant from the Mayflower, as William Bradford was his mother’s “umpteenth-great grandfather”.

He is waaay better than:  Cam Newton (15 pts), Eli Manning (13 pts), CJ Spiller (10 pts), and Andre Johnson (8 pts).

DO YOU THINK THEY MIGHT BE RELATED?

After 7 weeks of games, Peyton Manning and Eli Manning have both scored 118 points.  That can’t just be a coincidence.

MID-TERM GRADES

So here we go… time to be judged.  I looked at a lot of factors when determining mid-term grades, with more emphasis applied to points scored, keeper production and of course, overall record.  Also, just to make it more fun this year, I followed a strict bell curve on grade assignment.  That means only 1 A, 2 B’s, 4 C’s, 2 D’s and 1 F.   If you don’t like your grade remember that there is still time to improve, and frankly all that matters is who hoists the trophy at the end of the season.

American BadAss - Jason

Current Record: 5-1-1

Points Scored: 617

2012 Weekly High Scores: 0

Last Weekly High Score: Week 1, 2011

Keeper production: 166 pts – Aaron Rodgers (1^st; 155 pts), Laurent Robinson (15^th; 11 pts).

Should have kept:  San Francisco DEF (15^th; 91 pts) instead of Robinson.

Best Move:  Keeping Aaron Rodgers.

Need to re-think: Keeping Laurent Robinson.

Grade:  B

BoomGoesTheDynamite – Jens

Current Record:  2-4-1

Points Scored: 579

2012 Weekly High Scores: 1

Last Weekly High Score: Week 1, 2012

Keeper production: 125 pts – Ray Rice (1^st; 100 pts), Aaron Hernandez (15^th; 25 pts).

Should have kept:  Joe Flacco (11^th; 105 pts) instead of Hernandez.

Highlight:  Dominating in Week 1.

Live in the now!: Jens’ team slogan is still referencing the glory days from Week 1.  It’s Week 8 now… time to move forward.

Grade:  D

Coors Light Drunk Guys – Shawn

Current Record:  4-3

Points Scored: 590

2012 Weekly High Scores: 1

Last Weekly High Score: Week 2, 2012

Keeper production: 213 pts – Drew Brees (1^st; 154 pts), Maurice Jones-Drew (3^rd; 59 pts).

Should have kept:  Marshawn Lynch (15^th; 80 pts) instead of MJD.

Best Move:  Winning the “What Do You Know Bowl” in Week 7.

Need to re-think:  Drafting two wide receivers from Pittsburgh as starters.

Grade:  C

Frito Pie – Rachel

Current Record:  3-4

Points Scored: 539

2012 Weekly High Scores: 0

Last Weekly High Score: Week 14, 2010

Keeper production: 84 pts – Wes Welker (4^th; 76 pts), Beanie Wells (9^th; 8 pts)

Should have kept:  Alex Smith (15^th; 88 pts) instead of Wells.

Best Move:  Drafting A.J. Green in the third round.

Dime-a-dozen: Carrying a back-up kicker is a wasted roster spot.

Grade:  D

Gotham’s Reckoning – Timmy

Current Record:  3-4

Points Scored: 648

2012 Weekly High Scores: 1

Last Weekly High Score: Week 3, 2012

Keeper production: 228 pts – Matt Stafford (10^th; 98 pts), Arian Foster (1^st; 130 pts).

Should have kept: Slight improvement by keeping A.J. Green (11^th; 106 pts) instead of Stafford, but that’s really splitting hairs.

Churning the roster:  Thirteen waiver claims leads the league. 

Note:  Timmy  takes the prize for having the most productive keepers thus far!

Grade:  C

Joe’s Pats – Joe

Current Record:  5-2

Points Scored: 631

2012 Weekly High Scores: 2

Last Weekly High Score: Week 5, 2012

Keeper production: 203 pts – Tom Brady (1^st; 137 pts), LeSean McCoy (1^st; 66 pts).

Should have kept:  Tony Gonzales (9^th; 66 pts) instead of McCoy.  Only a marginal improvement here on draft choices surrendered for equally productive player.

Best Move:  Keeping a death grip on Tom Brady.

Bad luck: Three players combining for 1 point in Week 7.  Ouch.

Grade:  A

Midnight Maulers – Jamie

Current Record:  3-4

Points Scored: 651

2012 Weekly High Scores: 0

Last Weekly High Score: Week 8, 2011

Keeper production: 100 pts – Greg Jennings (1^st; 12 pts), Frank Gore (1^st; 88 pts).

Should have kept:  Carson Palmer (15^th; 97 pts) instead of Jennings.

Best Move:  Drafting Chicago’s defense. 

How’s the weather up there?: The Maulers are the top scoring team in the league!

Grade:  C

Scottish Rebels – Jerry

Current Record:  1-6

Points Scored: 590

2012 Weekly High Scores: 0

Last Weekly High Score: Week 9, 2011

Keeper production: 193 pts – Cam Newton (11^th; 98 pts), Adrian Peterson (1^st; 95 pts).

Should have kept:  Kept players are the most productive from last year’s roster.

Best Move:  Picking up Alfred Morris off the waiver wire.

Need to re-think: Not starting Roddy White in Week 4 when he scored 31 points.

Grade:  F

SOFA KING GOOD – James

Current Record:  3-4

Points Scored: 640

2012 Weekly High Scores: 0

Last Weekly High Score: Week 12, 2011

Keeper production: 150 pts – Victor Cruz (15^th; 104 pts), DeMarco Murray (14^th, 46 pts).

Should have kept:  C.J. Spiller (11^th; 93 pts) instead of Murray.

Best Move:  RG3 .

Note:  James has the unlucky distinction of having had the most points scored against him.

Grade:  C

sprouts – Russ

Current Record:  5-2

Points Scored: 621

2012 Weekly High Scores: 2

Last Weekly High Score: This week!

Keeper production: 138 pts – Willis McGahee (15^th; 69 pts), Rob Gronkowski (13^th, 69 pts).

Should have kept:  Kept players are the most productive from last year’s roster.

Best Move:  Having the confidence to draft Peyton Manning.

Grade:  B

SHAWN-- TRADE BOLDIN TO JAMIE

I just realized that Jamie has almost re-created his 2011 roster in 2012.  The only difference from his ending roster in 2011 was that he had Anquan Boldin as his 2^nd receiver, and this season he has Josh Gordon.  Considering that the Maulers finished last year at 3-10, I’m not sure that it was the best strategy, but it seems to be working so far this season.

FANTASY VS. REALITY

The top five scoring teams in fantasy are:

1)      New England Patriots – 691 pts (Reality #1 – 217 pts)

2)      New York Giants – 681 pts (Reality #3 – 205 pts)

3)      Houston Texans – 642 pts (Reality #2 – 216 pts)

4)      Green Bay Packers – 641 pts (Reality #5 – 184 pts)

5)      Baltimore Ravens – 585 pts (Reality #7 – 174 pts)

The team rankings for reality scoring has been correlating pretty closely to the fantasy points scored by team.  The largest discrepancy is the Detroit Lions who are currently 15^th in Fantasy scoring (501 pts), but rank 21^st in reality scoring (133 pts).  Jacksonville continues to be the worst in both categories, with only 307 fantasy points scored, and 88 reality points scored.

BEST BENCH

While Joe’s Pats and sprouts have both won two Weekly High Score Prizes this season, one team has done even better than that when it comes to the Best Bench.  Taking home their third Best Bench Award this season is… the Coors Light Drunk Guys!!  Shawn previously won the Best Bench in Weeks 1 and 3. This time Shawn could have improved his point total by 44 with three roster changes – C. Johnson for M. Jones-Drew (+34), A. Brown for A. Boldin (+8) and the Cardinals for the Packers (+2). 

Thursday night games and bye weeks continue.  Make sure you have your rosters set!!

Doublin' Up for Week 6!

Special treat for Sacred Sundays this week as this is a two-fer!  Not sure what happened last week, but I did hear that there is an FBI investigation to figure out how the week was shortened by 16 hours.  Seriously, things just flew by last week, and before I knew it, it was Friday morning.  So first, let’s rewind real quick to Week 5…

Congratulations to Joe’s Pats, claiming the High Score Prize in back-to-back weeks!  Joe’s Pats posted 112 points, with big games from Stevan Ridley (22) and Reggie Wayne (30).  Yeah, contrary to what everyone thought, Reggie Wayne did not retire two years ago, and is in fact still playing football!  So that was exciting to see.  Way to go, Joe!!

Now for Week 6, the accolades go out to sprouts, who had a lot riding on the Monday Night game with three Broncos playing.  Things didn’t look good through the first half, as San Diego jumped out to a 24-0 lead and the Broncos looked flat.  But Peyton Manning, Eric Decker, and Willis McGahee came alive in the second half and combined for 46 points, making sprouts the only team to score in triple digits this week with 103!  Well done Russ!  That big Monday Night performance drove a stake through any hope my Rebels had to notch their first victory.  With a record of 0-6 my Rebels have now started as bad as they did last year, and are tied for the worst starting record in the history of Sacred Sundays.  Speaking of starting records, Joe’s Pats suffered their first loss this week, so there are no unbeaten teams left.  Overall the standings very close, with 4 teams sitting with a record of 3-3.

So this week I check in on the top scoring kicker, give an alternative to the challenge flag, and make my final early season playoff prediction.  Let’s get to it!

OH YEAH!

-Aaron Rodgers, QB – American BadAss – 38 pts – Rodgers looked like the Rodgers of 2011 as he Discount Double Checked all over Houston to the tune of 338 yards and 6, yes six touchdown passes.

-Shonne Greene, RB – sprouts – 37 pts – Green had what we’ll call a “career day”.  He ran right through the Colts, going for 161 yards and three touchdowns.

-RG3, QB – SOFA KING GOOD – 34 pts – New rule for fantasy football—If there is even a 2% chance of RG3 playing, you put him in.  He is proving to be an unbelievably dominating force, and is now the top ranked player in all of fantasy with 136 points.

-Jordy Nelson, WR – 30 pts – With Rodgers throwing 6 TD’s, you had to have someone catching them.  Nelson was the lucky recipient of three of them.

WHAT IN TARNATION?

-Dwayne Bowe, WR – Gotham’s Reckoning – 2 pts – Bowe only caught 3 of the 9 passes thrown his way, and only went for 21 yards.  

-Martellus Bennett, TE – SOFA KING GOOD – 0 pts – One catch for nine yards.  Well, at least he didn’t fumble.

EXCEPT ON THE WEST COAST

How many people out there still turn on their T.V. on Sunday afternoon around 5 o’clock and say, “Well goddamn.  They’re showing this stupid football game instead of 60 Minutes.  I’m going to write the television company to complain.”  I’ve got to think that that disclaimer about 60 Minutes is really only applying to maybe 16 people in the country, with 15 of those being in nursing homes.

CHALLENGE FLAGS

The NFL has always had issues with instant replay.  They got rid of it because it was slowing down games… then they brought it back but only to be used when plays were “challenged”… then they decided that scoring plays were important enough to be automatically reviewed… then they decided that all turnovers would be automatically reviewed.  And now we find ourselves almost back to the point where any play that has any significance whatsoever is going to be reviewed.  Maybe that’s a good thing, or maybe it’s a bad thing, but I think at this point the challenge flag needs to be taken away.  Any play of consequence will be reviewed automatically, so now coaches are free to use their challenge on a first quarter drive when they think their receiver actually gained eight and half yards instead of just eight and a quarter yards.  With all of the automatic challenges PLUS the challenge flag the NFL has now created an even better game-slower-downer system than what they got away from in the first place!

So instead of the challenge flag, I am proposing the Penalty-Negation Flag.  This would be a flag that can be used only one time per game to negate an accepted penalty.  The one exception would be that it could not be used to negate a personal foul.  But at any point during the game if there was a penalty called against a team, and the opposing team accepts, the coach of the penalized team could throw the Flag (black would be a good color), and it would make the call the same as offsetting penalties.  So the down would be re-played.  Think about those times when an offense has 3rd and 22, and the defense gets flagged for a 5-yard holding penalty but gets an automatic first down.  Now the coach of the defensive team can negate that penalty!  Or that false start on 4th and inches?  Negated!

LACES OUT!

The top kicker for this week was actually a tie between my favorite player, Jason Hanson, and Rob Bironas.  Both of these fine gentlemen racked up 16 points, by kicking four field goals (with 2 from 40-49 yards) and 2 extra points.  Here are some fun facts about them:

Jason Hanson – At age 42, is the oldest player in the NFL and has spent half of his life in the league.  Also, he went to Washington State University where he received a bachelor’s degree in Premed.

Rob Bironas – His full name is James Robert Douglas Bironas, and was awarded the “Golden Toe Award” by the Pro Football Writer’s Association in 2007.

These guys are way better than:  Arian Foster (15 pts), Calvin Johnson (13 pts), Eli Manning (11 pts), and Rob Gronkowski (6 pts).

MARK TWAIN QUOTE OF THE WEEK

All generalizations are false, including this one.

REALITY VS. FANTASY

The top scoring NFL team in fantasy points is the New England Patriots with 599 points.  The Patriots are also the top scoring team in reality with 188.  The New York Giants are second on both lists, with 587 fantasy points and 178 reality points.  The third highest team in fantasy is the Atlanta Falcons, who have scored 577 points and currently rank 5th in reality with 171.  Fourth place in fantasy belongs to the Broncos, having posted 558 points, and they rank 6th in reality with 170.  Rounding out the top five in fantasy is the Baltimore Ravens who have scored 547 points, and with 161 reality points are ranked 7th.

Couple quick notes:

-Washington is tied for second with the Giants in reality with 178 points, but currently ranks 9th in fantasy points with 504.

-Jacksonville is in last place in both lists, and it is really not even close.  They have scored 242 fantasy points, while the 31st ranked team (Carolina) has 320.  In reality, they have scored 65 and the 31st ranked team (Oakland) has scored 87.

-The most fantasy points scored  in a single week was 131 posted by Detroit in Week 3.  Second highest was Green Bay last week with 128.

SLASH AND BURN

Kordell Stewart had the nickname “Slash” because he was so good that he could play several positions.  Or so that’s how the story went.  Usually a player that is considered good at a lot of different positions is never great at any one position.  This season, I have found seven players that have multiple position distinctions and their performance thus far has been underwhelming.  Here are the players:

Darius Reynaud-Ten-WR,RB

Dexter McCluster-KC-WR,RB

Rhett Ellison-Min-RB,TE

Niles Paul-Was-WR,TE

Charles Clay-Mia-RB,TE

Dorin Dickerson-Buf-WR,RB,TE <-- Three positions?!  He must be really good!

Stefan Logan-Det-WR,RB

Darius Reynaud leads the scoring of this group with 17 points on the season.  Dexter McCluster has only put up 14 points so far this year.  Mr. Triple Threat Double D (Dorin Dickerson) has all of 3 points this year.  I wonder if he scored one point as a runningback, one as a wide receiver and one as a tight end.  That would be pretty cool.

PLAYOFFS

Through six weeks of play, the most common record observed over the last 5 years is 3-3, having occurred 14 times.  This year we have four teams with that record.  Historically, 50% of the teams with that record have gone on to qualify for the playoffs, so for those four teams it is literally a coin flip.  There are two records that are a lock to make it in, 5-1 and 1-4-1, both have been seen twice with all teams qualifying.  An unblemished 6-0 record has happened 3 times, but only 2 of those teams made it to the playoffs, so ironically, by Joe losing this week, he has essentially guaranteed himself a spot in the playoffs.  Also, American BadAss’ record of 4-1-1 has never been achieved prior to this season, so there is no exact predictor for that one.

All that said, here are my predictions for teams to make the playoffs:

• Joe’s Pats – 5-1 (qualifying percentage: 100%)

• sprouts – 4-2 (qualifying percentage: 88.9%)

• American BadAss – 4-1-1 (qualifying percentage: N/A) (Note-Teams with 4 wins qualify at 88.9%, and teams with 1 loss qualify at 100%, so I think this is a safe bet.)

• SOFA KING GOOD – 3-3 (qualifying percentage: 50%)

• Frito Pie – 3-3 (qualifying percentage: 50%) (Note- For the four teams at 3-3, I flipped a coin and these two teams won.)

• Gotham’s Reckoning – 2-4 (qualifying percentage: 45.5%)

On the bubble:

• Midnight Maulers – 3-3 (qualifying percentage: 50%)

• Coors Light Drunk Guys – 3-3 (qualifying percentage: 50%)

Snowball in Hell:

• BoomGoesTheDynamite – 2-3-1 (qualifying percentage: 0.0%)

• Scottish Rebels – 0-6 (qualifying percentage: 0.0%)

BEST BENCH

Double dose of Best Benches this week… First starting with Week 5.  The Best Bench for Week 5 was extra special, because it is something that has only happened a couple of times in the history of Sacred Sundays.  Only two roster moves were necessary to be the Best Bench winner, who also happened to be the week’s high scorer… Joe’s Pats!  Joe only needed to swap M. Colston for S. Smith (+27 pts) and R. Mendenhall for L. McCoy (+3 pts) to improve his high score by 30 points.  Double Crown Winner!  (My record keeping in the early days of Sacred Sundays was not nearly as good as it is now, but I was only able to find 3 other times when this has happened.)

This week’s Best Bench needed five roster swaps to take the title.  Sprouts almost took the Double Crown and copied Joe’s Pats from last week, but they were edged out by this week’s winner…. SOFA KING GOOD!  With the five roster moves, James could have improved his total this by 46 points!  R. Griffin III for E. Manning (+23), A. Bradshaw for M. Lynch (+12), Giants for Falcons (+7), F. Jackson for D. Murray (+3), and K. Britt for V. Cruz (+1).

Six weeks are done.  Tune in next week for mid-season grades!

Week 4 bringing the bang!

It must be something about the fourth week of the season that brings out the big scores.  Total points scored this week came in at 976, which is the third highest total all-time.  The record was set one year ago in Week 4, when the total points scored reached 1,000.  That week there were 5 teams that scored over 100 points and this week we had four teams eclipse that mark.  Nice job to all of those teams!

But the accolades this week go out to Joe’s Pats who overcame a 2-point performance from Vernon Davis, and a 4-point performance from Steve Smith to score 129 points and take this week’s High Score title!  How’d he do it with two of his players only combining for 6 points, you ask?  Well, he followed his team name and got 70 points from three Pats (Tom Brady 31, Stevan Ridley 22, and NE Defense 17).  Note - If you’re going to load up on players from one team, it is good to do it with a team like New England that is now the highest scoring team in reality and the second highest scoring team in fantasy.  More on that below.  Also after four weeks we have had four different Weekly High Score winners.  How’s that for parity, huh?  But congratulations, Joe!  Nice job on the high score and on remaining the sole undefeated team!

Speaking of being undefeated, I guess the world needs balance (you know, that whole Jedi and Sith thing), because my Scottish Rebels still have yet to find a victory, and are scraping bottom at 0 and 4.  But don’t think that this counts me out of the playoffs… oh no!  Quite the contrary!  I’ve got a full playoff prediction breakdown, where I’ll go through each team’s record and give the historic percentages of qualifying for the playoffs at this stage of the season.  Don’t miss it!

So let’s get on with it!!

 NOW THAT’S THE INSIDE STUFF

-          Brian Hartline, WR – Free Agent – 34 pts – Don’t feel bad if you’ve never heard of this guy, he’s only owned in 23% of leagues.  And Yahoo! only had him projected for 4 points this week, so yeah, they were off just a bit.  He actually set a Dolphins receiving record with 253 yards on Sunday.

-          San Francisco, DEF – sprouts – 33 pts – Had the 49ers defense recorded a safety, they would have had a picture-perfect stat line.  Get a load of this one: 3 sacks, 3 fumble recoveries, an interception, a blocked kicked, a return touchdown, and ZERO points allowed. Well, that’s pretty perfect as it is…

-          Drew Brees, QB – Coors Light Drunk Guys – 32 pts – Brees is putting up the numbers, but the Saints aren’t winning.  He logged 446 yards and 3 TD’s… and lost.  Man, it’s tough to win in this league.

-          Roddy White, WR – Scottish Rebels – 31 pts – Oh yeah!  These kinds of games are the reason I traded for this guy!  169 yards and two touchdowns!  Booyah!  Wait…he wasn’t active?  I played Brandon Lloyd instead? D’oh!

-          Tom Brady, QB – Joe’s Pats – 31 pts – Brady threw for 3 touchdowns, and also ran for a touchdown.  That went along with 340 yards passing and no interceptions.  Yeah, I’d say he had a good day.

-          Minnesota, DEF – Free Agent – 31 pts – The Vikings sacked Matt Stafford 5 times, and had one fumble recovery, but get this – they had two return touchdowns (one kickoff and one punt) and racked up 186 return yards.

-          Cam Newton, QB – Scottish Rebels – 30 pts – Classic case of over-thinking it… Cam Newton against the red-hot Falcons, or Matt Schaub against the struggling Titans?  When in doubt, go with your keepers.  Don’t be like me.  Double d’oh!

-          Matt Ryan, QB – Midnight Maulers – 27 pts – Ryan trails only RG3 for the top spot in fantasy scoring.  He is flat out throwing it like a madman this year, and already has 11 passing TD’s through the first 4 games.

-           Aaron Rodgers, QB – American BadAss – 27 pts – It was the weekend of quarterbacks!  Five of the top 9 scorers for the week were signal callers.

 COME ON, MAN!

-          Evan Royster, RB – American BadAss – 1 pt – I guess you shouldn’t expect too much from a guy who had his breakout game last week scoring 3 points.

-          Dennis Pitta, TE – BoomGoesTheDynamite – 0 pts – Never caught a pass and never really needed to as the Ravens walked all over Cleveland.

 -          Jeremy Maclin, WR – Midnight Maulers – 0 pts – Only one catch for seven yards.  That’s not gonna get it done.

 

YOU NEED A KICKER!

I’ve always been rough on kickers here because, well, they’re kickers.  They are impossible to predict week-to-week, change teams every other year and injure themselves with their celebrations.  But because my best player this year is my kicker, I’ve decided to extend an olive branch to the Vanderjagt’s, Septien’s and the like.  So each week, I’m going to highlight the highest scoring kicker, pass along an interesting tidbit, and point out some high profile players that he outscored. 

Now, without further adieu, here is Week 4’s HIGHEST SCORING KICKER:

Greg Zuerlein – St. Louis Rams – 18 points

How’d he do it? Four field goals (including 2 from 50+ yards (one of those was actually from 60 yards out), and 1 extra point.

Following in Apollo Creed’s footsteps – He has three nicknames: “Greg the Leg”, “Legatron” and “Young G.Z.”

He’s way better than: Michael Vick (17 pts), Victor Cruz (16 pts), Rob Gronkowski (14 pts), Arian Foster (14 pts) and Frank Gore (13 pts).

FLY AGENT, YOU’RE FREE!!

Check out the team of unwanteds that I put together this week:

QB – Kevin Kolb, ARI – 20

RB – Brandon Bolden, NE – 20

RB – Jackie Battle, SD – 20

WR – Brian Hartline, MIA – 34*

WR – Andre Roberts, ARI – 23

TE – Scott Chandler, BUF – 18*

K – Greg Zuerlein, STL – 18*

DEF – Minnesota, MIN – 31

Total – 184

 The asterisk (*) next to the player names above denotes players who were the highest scorer in their position for the week.

MARK TWAIN QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

FANTASY VS. REALITY

All year I’ve been tracking the total fantasy scores posted by NFL team, combining all offensive players, kickers and team defenses, in order to see how points on the scoreboard correlate to fantasy points.  Thus far, the way the teams are ranked in terms of game points is running pretty close to the fantasy ranking, except for Philadelphia, who is ranked 29^th in game scoring, but 19^th in fantasy scoring, and the New York Jets who are ranked 21^st in game scoring, but 28^th in fantasy scoring.  Speaking of the Jets, their fantasy point total this last week is stupefying.  So far this season, the average points scored per team each week is 80.2... the Jets scored 14 points this week.  Fourteen!!  That is crazy terrible!  The only team to even come close to that was Jacksonville in Week 2 scoring only 25 points.

Here are the top five scoring teams in game points, with their fantasy points and rank in parentheses:

1)      New England Patriots – 134 pts (Fantasy Rk #2, 410 pts)

2)      Houston Texans – 126 pts (Fantasy Rk #5, 381 pts)

3)      Atlanta Falcons – 124 pts (Fantasy Rk #1, 412 pts)

4)      Washington Redskins – 123 pts (Fantasy Rk #8, 368 pts)

5)      Baltimore Ravens – 121 pts (Fantasy Rk #3, 404 pts)

WEEK 4 PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS

    In looking at five years of Sacred Sundays history, there is one record that is a lock to qualify for the playoffs after 4 weeks.  That record is 1-2-1, which has been observed 2 times, with both teams qualifying for the playoffs.  So that means that with BoomGoesTheDynamite sitting with that very record right now, Jens is a shoo-in to make it to the big dance.  The next highest qualifying record, amazingly, is 1-3.  There have been 9 teams to start with a 1-3 record, with 8 of those qualifying to make the playoffs.  That’s 88.9% of the teams!  So Midnight Maulers and Frito Pie are poised to make a strong run.

    An undefeated record at this point sounds like a good place to be, but we’ve only seen that record four times, with three of those teams making it in.  So Joe’s Pats has a 75% chance to make it in.  A record of 3-1 has been observed 10 times with 7 of those teams qualifying.  That means SOFA KING GOOD and sprouts are looking at a 70% shot to make it in.

    Now for the teams that have an uphill battle… Coors Light Drunk Guys and Gotham’s Reckoning both have a record of 2-2.  This is the most common record that has been observed, having been achieved 17 times.  However, only 8 of those teams qualified, so Shawn and Timmy are looking at a 47% shot to get in.  American BadAss looks to have a strong record at 2-1-1, but in the three times that record has occurred, only one team made it in.  So Jason, you’ve got a 33% shot staring you in the face.  Bringing up the rear (and I mean that in the worst possible way that you can imagine), are my Scottish Rebels sitting at 0-4.  Four teams have started out this bad in the past, with one of those still managing to qualify.  The team that qualified was back in 2007, when the now defunct “2Fantastic” went 0-4, but battled back to a 6-7 record and snagged the final wild card spot.  There is hope!  I’m not out of this thing yet!!

BESTEST BENCH

I can’t even sugar coat this one this week… I made some bad decisions and rightfully deserve the crown for Best Bench this week.  So, with a 44-point improvement possibility, the Week 4 Best Bench winner is my Scottish Rebels!  Only three roster moves were necessary for this one:  R. White for B. Lloyd (+20), C. Newton for M. Schaub (+14) and A. Morris for B. Green-Ellis (+10).

Four teams are on byes this week, so make sure you have your rosters ready to go!  Week 5 is coming at ya!!